The Brass Elephant
924 N. Charles St., 410-547-8480. Expensive.

The Brass Elephant looks particularly grand these days, its woodwork gleaming, its fireplace surrounds polished to a high shine. The tuxedoed service matches—attentive yet unintrusive. And the food, prepared by chef/co-owner Randy Stahl and newcomer chef David Rudie, is better than ever. Blow your caloric budget on foie gras and you won’t be disappointed; it arrives perfectly seared and cleverly sided with strips of fried parsnip. Escargot is wrapped in phyllo and topped with garlicky mayonnaise. The mixed grill unites beast and fowl—duck, quail, lamb—with a wonderful potato tart, but when you taste the perfectly sautéed scallops over capellini with smoked salmon and wild mushrooms you’ll likely hear violins playing sweetly in the background.

Why go: To pretend that this is your fabulous Charles Street home and that, by your beneficence, the public may enjoy it.

While you’re there: Indulge in a Chesapeake Oyster, a fanciful chocolate bivalve filled with chocolate mousse.

 

Braznell’s Caribbean Kitchen
1623 E. Baltimore St., 410-327-2445. Moderate.

Alfred and Esmé Braznell’s modest island of tropical cheer on an otherwise lonely stretch of East Baltimore Street can be a true Caribbean adventure, from the piped-in steel-drum music and the rum-based Calypso Punch to the spicy rhoties—hearty stuffed meat pies—and curried goat. Expect home cooking, Trinidad-style—unfussy, stick-to-your-ribs fare fired up with Esmé’s killer home-brewed habañero sauce. And expect a few rough edges, too: The service could have that unhurried quality you might remember from your last trip to St. Bart’s. Relax, have another Red Stripe, and give in to the torpor.

Why go: It’s the closest East Baltimore gets to the islands.

While you’re there: Ask Mr. Braznell to brew you up a Dark and Stormy—dark rum and ginger beer.

 

Caesar’s Den
223 S. High St., 410-547-0820. Expensive.

Reliable is the word for Caesar’s Den. This unassuming Little Italy resident consistently turns out reasonably priced, very good Italian food. We love the polenta appetizer smothered in sautéed wild mushrooms. And we’d dive into a plate of the squid-ink pasta with jumbo shrimp and tomato cream any day. The veal with artichokes is a crowd pleaser par excellence, and the wine list affords wonderful examples of the Italian vintner’s art. Add warm, efficient service, and you’ve got a great anytime-for-any-reason restaurant.

Why go: To remember just how satisfying old-fashioned Italian cooking can be.

While you’re there: Ask about owner Guido DeFranco’s next wine dinner; you’ll surely want to make a reservation.

 

Cafe Madrid
505 S. Broadway, 410-276-7700. Expensive.

This Iberian newcomer in Fells Point’s Latin quarter boasts an indulgent Spanish-Continental menu and an incorrigible pair of hosts—chef Pepe Guitiperre, who may insist on sitting down for a chat, and equally flamboyant maitre d’ Antonio Aybar. It also boasts Baltimore’s most complete tapas menu. A chilled fino, a garlic-laden crock of shrimp, a hearty slice of Spanish tortilla, and plenty of crusty bread will fill you up in true Madrileño style. There’s paella and gazpacho and even roast suckling pig (on request), too. But order the combination tapas for two and you may go no further.

Why go: Tapas, tapas, tapas.

While you’re there: Try out your high-school Spanish.

 

Café Troia
28 W. Allegheny Ave., Towson, 410-337-0133. Expensive.

From the creamy walls and low lights to the solicitous service and, most of all, the luxurious Italian specialties, Café Troia is balm for the soul. Dip that thick grilled Tuscan bread in the ambrosial wine and garlic sauce that the plump little mussels bathe in. Dig your spoon into the marrow of that meltingly tender osso buco. Savor the earthy funghi on the veal marsala. And don’t skip the cannoli—Troia’s take on this ubiquitous confection may convert even the non-fans among us.

Why go: For pure and simple Italian standards done elegantly.

While you’re there: Wash down that cannoli with a glass of that sweet Tuscan elixir, Vin Santo.

 

Cantler’s Riverside Inn
458 Forest Beach Rd., Annapolis, 410-757-1311. Moderate.

Looking for the land of pleasant living? Pick a warm day and head for Annapolis, where, at the end of a winding one-lane road (call for directions), you’ll find it: the quintessential Chesapeake seafood shack lazing by a woody stretch of Mills Creek. There are crabs at Cantler’s, of course, and long tables for mass feasting. But watermen unload other treasures, year ’round, from winter’s oysters and steamers to spring’s shad roe to summer’s soft-shells and autumn’s rockfish. Sit on the breezy deck, choose your fish from the chalkboard, order a platter for those greaseless fries and fresh-shredded cole slaw, and crack a cold one. Unless you ask otherwise, just about everything will come dusted with cornmeal and deep-fried. Sometimes, that’s the way it should be.

Why go: For a no-frills fish fry, a crab feast with all the trimmings, and the proper setting to enjoy it.

While you’re there: Don’t poke the crabs in the shedding tanks.

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From Charleston: medallions of grilled venison in port wine sauce with a sweet-potato flan.

Charleston
1000 Lancaster St., 410-332-7373. Very expensive.

The husband-and-wife team of Tony Foreman and chef Cindy Wolf have proved formidable competitors on the urban dining scene. With a perfectionism that shows in every detail, from plating to wine service to ambiance, they’ve made their Southern-accented restaurant a hot spot for foodies and scenesters alike. The wine list is excellent, as is the seasonal menu that incorporates Carolina dishes like seafood perlau with modern creations like crisp-skinned duck breasts with Madeira poached pears, shiitake mushrooms, and pecan rice. Don’t miss the cheese plate, perfect to pair with a sturdy red wine.

Why go: To discover your inner Southerner.

While you’re there: If goat-cheese-stuffed plum tomatoes are on the menu, order them immediately.

 

Corks
1026 S. Charles St., 410-752-3810. Expensive.

wood.jpg (13253 bytes)Peter Wood
waiter, Corks

"I view myself as being in sales. Because I think the key to being in sales is not just the line, the spiel, but the service—how well you can back up your claims. People come into the restaurant and they have in the back of their minds an idea of how much they’re willing to spend on a meal. I want to take every cent that they planned on. But I want them to walk away thinking it was the best-spent money.

Waiting tables is acting, to a degree. Sometimes at this table you’re entirely subservient and non-conversational, and at this other table you’re gregarious and joking around. Which is the real you? Perhaps neither."

Start with a gorgeous piece of fish or a handsome cut of meat, add a well-constructed sauce and a seasonal side, and consider yourself done. Such restraint is the beauty of this charming South Baltimore sleeper, especially when combined with a knockout wine list—a wonderful, well-priced collection, with many intriguing selections from small California vintners. Happily, the staff has tasted much of it and can steer you on a blissful path.

Why go: For the fun of talking wine with people who know.

While you’re there: Join the cigar smokers for a post-prandial puff on the enclosed back porch.

 

Da Mimmo
217 S. High St., 410-727-6876. Very expensive.

It isn’t for everyone, but fans love chef Mimmo Cricchio’s flamboyant den of famous faces, huge portions, and hefty price tags. His is an over-the-top style that reflects his Sicilian heritage. But dig into his center-cut veal chop or fork your way through his famed lobster tetrazzini and you may find yourself singing his tune. Remember that those tantalizing specials are much more expensive than the regular menu, and avoid weekends if a raucous crowd, haughty service, and less-than-perfect plating will ruin your mood.

Why go: For the operatic flashiness.

While you’re there: Gawk at the signed photo gallery of visiting celebs and world leaders.

 

Due
25 Crossroads Dr., Owings Mills, 410-356-4147. Moderate.

You can get fancy at Due, the Italian sister of Linwood’s Cafe—as in a beauteous veal chop accompanied by balsamic sweet-potato mash, or any number of designer pastas. But Due also does basics like pizza and spaghetti marinara better than most. Pizza Margherita—your classic tomato, basil, and mozzarella pie—rises to new heights here, and fried calamari is the best we’ve had: crispy puffs of cloudlike batter surrounding tender squid. And the osso buco? Due’s is somehow both hearty and suave, a richly satisfying nod to rustic Tuscan home cooking.

Why go: For Linwood Dame’s consistently high-quality take on Tuscan fare.

While you’re there: Share a pizza as an appetizer.

 

Edo Sushi
53 E. Padonia Rd., Timonium, 410-667-9200. Moderate.

Like your mom’s chicken soup, Edo Sushi’s agemono udon is good for whatever ails you. This steaming pot of delicate broth—laden with thick udon noodles, slices of Chinese cabbage, mushrooms, pickled radish, and fish cake—encourages slurping to the last drop. Top it with tonkatsu (fried pork cutlet) or delicate shrimp tempura and you’ve got a banquet in a bowl. This is not to say you should eschew Edo’s lovely sushi, bounteous chirashi, or its fabulous shumai, but it makes a wonderful starting point for working your way through the rest of the menu.

Why go: For very competent Japanese cooking in the suburbs.

While you’re there: Try the refreshing green-tea ice cream.

 

ESPN Zone
601 Pratt St., 410-685-3776. Moderate.

Sports fans hardly need our word to convince them that the world’s first ESPN Zone hit a grand slam in its flagship Power Plant location. Where else can you watch literally hundreds of sporting events on monitors both great and small, get your mug on national TV for a few seconds during the weekly Monday Night Blast broadcast, and fill up on bountiful theme-restaurant food that actually isn’t half bad? Only here, for now (Zone number two is due to open in Chicago, number three in New York City). So belly up for a rack of barbecued ribs or a burger and a brew, Baltimore, and enjoy this one-of-a-kind experience while it lasts.

Why go: It’s cheaper than a Ravens ticket.

While you’re there: Blow your allowance on the 10,000 square feet of video and live-action games upstairs.

 

Gabler’s
2200 Perryman Rd., Aberdeen, 410-272-0626. Moderate.

Summer just wouldn’t be summer without a crab spree at Gabler’s. This screened-in porch on the Bush River—open only in the warmer months—is picturesque as can be. Pull up a chair to the long tables laid with brown paper and crab mallets, enjoy the heady breeze, and dig into a mountain of the most corpulent crustaceans you’re likely to find. Finish up with a french fry or two and a forkful of cole slaw, and you’ll have had all your seasonal food groups in perfect style.

Why go: To feel crab-feast festive, even if it’s just the two of you.

While you’re there: Chat with your neighbor—you’ll be surprised at who you meet.

 

Goong Jeon
202 N. Crain Hwy., 410-768-9788. Moderate.

Hearty, spicy, salty, and chock full of new flavors, Korean cuisine is still largely unknown territory for Americans now savvy to Chinese dim sum, Indonesian satays, and Thai yums. Goong Jeon will take you to school: burbly five-alarm hot pots; fun and fiery bulgoki—thin-sliced raw beef you cook on a grill in the middle of the table and adorn with chilies, kimchi, and a good dozen other trimmings; and huge, chaotic noodle casseroles that will keep you and a friend busy for hours. Goong Jeon’s helpful waitstaff will steer you through the menu’s many mysteries, and its kitchen will give you a lesson in culinary thermodynamics you may never forget.

Why go: Because you can take it.

While you’re there: Soothe your addled tongue with a cup of green tea. (Ice water can’t cut it.)

 

Hamilton’s
888 S. Broadway, 410-522-2195. Very expensive.

Some find this dining room austere, with its low ceiling and exposed stone walls. Others call it cozy and settle in to enjoy chef Fred Lewis’s cooking. Lewis stepped behind the stoves last November, bringing his own viewpoint to the place’s New-American theme. Over-salting can sometimes mar an otherwise fine dish like the house-cured salmon, served with barley-mushroom blini and caper mignonette. And over-charring of delicate meats like sweetbreads and Cervena venison can add a bitter touch. Still, those sweetbreads are plump and that Cervena comes with a knockout dried-cherry cabernet sauce that carries the day. When it works out the kinks, this restaurant will be worth reckoning.

Why go: To participate in the evolution of a promising kitchen.

While you’re there: Stop by the bar and ask bartender Raymond Moore for his "In and Out of the Cold," a heartwarming dessert-in-a-glass.

 

Hampton’s
Harbor Court Hotel, 550 Light St., 410-347-9744. Very expensive.

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maître d’hôtel, Hampton’s

"Frank Sinatra was here about two years ago. There were about 15 people, all they wanted was a lot of Italian cuisine. I went to the table and I said, ‘What would you like to drink, sir?’ He said, ‘Booze. B-O-O-Z-E. Booze!’

I started in the restaurant business when I was 19. I started in Paris—I’m from Lyons in France. A lot of people get into this business when they’re young. You can travel and get jobs anywhere, because people must eat.

Frankly, I don’t care to put a tuxedo on. If I could choose I would wear a suit; you can mingle without being noticeable.

Bruce Willis came in on a Sunday with jeans—street clothes, like biker clothes. I remember that the people with him were a bit rough. But he told them, ‘You take it easy, this is not our playground,’ and ordered tea with dinner—the rest of them had red wine. He asked me where the men’s room was. When he came back, he said, ‘You the man,’ and gave me 20 bucks."

Never mind the unparalleled food experience you’ll have here, where appetizers like the seared Hudson Valley foie gras and Diver scallop en croute and entrees like the Scotch lobster—flamed in single-malt scotch—will have you on a high for days afterwards. What really sets Hampton’s apart is the consummate professionalism of every member of the staff. You will be made to feel as if your pleasure is of the utmost importance, and you can rest assured that every element of your dining experience will be memorable. There are very few establishments in Baltimore that attain this level of perfection. A must-go.

Why go: For a certifiably four-star dining treat.

While you’re there: Ask your waiter to pair your food with the appropriate wines. It’ll double your tasting pleasure.

 

Haussner’s
3244 Eastern Ave., 410-327-8365. Moderate.

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waitress, Haussner’s

"It seems like your last table [of the night] is the one that likes to sit, I’ll tell you. Other than that, I enjoy my work. I’ve met some interesting people. I waited on Governor Schaefer a lot of times. Very nice, very nice. Helen Bentley—I’ve waited on her a few times. I’m Greek, and sometimes she brings these Greeks right off the boat who don’t speak English!

Our uniform is anything in white. White shoes, white uniform. I like Clorox anyway. One time, I dropped a whole strawberry pie. It was all over me—I had to go home and change my clothes. Hey, accidents happen.

My neighbor got me my job. They didn’t just hire anybody here. I was only going to stay a year, but 34 years later, I’m still here. And I can’t complain about anything."

It’s an Old World view of the good life—the combining of art, culture, business, and family—that keeps this venerable Baltimorean evergreen. The Haussner family’s wildly eclectic floor-to-ceiling art collection is the perfect over-the-top setting for an equally voluminous menu. We’re partial to the German offerings: a Munich platter of smoked pork loin, gravied pork chop, and velvety weiswurst couldn’t be better. And the hasenpfeffer, the classic stewed sweet-and-sour rabbit, is fall-off-the-bone tender and served with wonderfully light spaetzle. But best of all is the sheer joy in the air of this place, now 73 years old.

Why go: For the giddiness of the art collection and the heart-warming German food.

While you’re there: Don’t miss the giant ball of string at the bottom of the museum stairs.

 

The Helmand
806 N. Charles St., 410-752-0311. Moderate.

On a Sunday night, we head over to the Helmand, thinking we’ve missed the weekend rush. There’s a 20-minute wait at 8:30. Why such brisk business? Simple: In its own way, this is nearly the perfect restaurant. The prices are throw-back reasonable, the service is impeccable, and the Afghan food manages to be both exotic and accessible. Even if some members of your party won’t go for the kaddo borawni (a sweet and spicy pumpkin mash drizzled with yogurt) or the chick pea and cilantro salad, they’ll love one of the many lamb or chicken dishes. The Helmand is no longer a secret treasure, but it’s a treasure all the same.

Why go: Wonderful food at family-friendly prices.

While you’re there: Eat your fill of the crunchy homemade bread; there’s always more.

 

Holy Frijoles!
908 W. 36th St., 410-235-2326. Inexpensive.

True to its name, beans are a specialty in this tiny Tex-Mex joint in Hampden. But which kind? Black beans add character and depth to the grilled chicken burritos and beef nachos. But the refried beans—so good in the tacos and enchiladas—are sinfully creamy and flavorful. Not to fear. The prices are so cheap and the atmosphere so laid-back and inviting, you can come back tomorrow, as long as you’re willing to wait in one of the frequent dinnertime queues and bring your own tequila (it’s BYOB).

Why go: ’Cause you’re keen on beans.

While you’re there: Don’t forget the Beano.

 

Hunter’s Lodge Cellar & Grill
9445 Baltimore National Pike, Ellicott City, 410-461-4990. Moderate to expensive.

Maybe you’re craving a trendy special-occasion meal like, say, a seared duck breast with dried cherry mole, but your partner’s hankering for humbler fare, like old-fashioned chicken-fried steak and cream gravy. At Hunter’s Lodge, where the menu ranges from home-style to haute, you’ll both be happy. Happier still to be dining in pleasant surroundings by candlelight that makes everybody look good.

Why go: To sample everything from New American and fusion fare to old favorites like meatloaf.

While you’re there: Don’t forget dessert. They’re housemade and heavenly.

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